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you know you live in a trailer park precinct when…

you hear this quote about newt gingerich at your caucus:

“some people say he’s an s.o.b. but i say you gotta be one to deal with ’em”

thanks, alicia, for the inspiration!

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trailer park life

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you know you live in a trailer park when…

you suddenly find yourself with not one but TWO grills.

[thanks Robinsons, we’ll miss you!]

trailer park life

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you know you live in a trailer park when…

your neighbor [who also lives in a trailer, obviously] says: “i’m assuming your bathroom is in the same place ours is?”

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you know you live in a trailer park when…

you watch painfully as the tiny, cute, super old lady with a walker complete with tennis balls walks slowly but noisily to the mailboxes. her walker scrapes along the concrete sidewalk as she inches towards them.

i just wish the mail had actually come that day, because she walked back to her trailer with nothing to show for it.

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you know you live in a trailer park when…
you see this on trash pick-up day:
note the american flag in the background. america would be proud. 

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you know you live in a trailer park when…
the stop sign becomes the local community bulletin board. 
i personally find the sign construction materials a classy touch: 
sharpie, duct tape and a little ceasars pizza lid.