Sillyness

recycle fail

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you know, you try to do good in this world. you try so hard to be a good earthling and recycle. and this is what you get in return.

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i’m just sad that every last paper shred won’t get recycled into an egg carton or something.

trailer park life

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you know you live in a trailer park when…

your sanitation department actually forbids trash cans. that’s right, your trailer park sanitation division requests that you place trash bags and only trash bags directly on the curb, because actual trash cans look a little too high-class for your trailer park.

trailer park life

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you know you live in a trailer park when…

you see your neighbor lady stepping outside through her sliding door for a quick smoke with:

  1. curlers in her hair
  2. a bathrobe wrapped around her
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  3. a landline telephone held to her ear

trailer park life

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you know you live in a trailer park when…

you drive up onto the curb and pull up mcdonald’s style to your mailbox. you even keep your mailkey in your car, for that added measure of convenience. and why wouldn’t you? everyone else does. sometimes we even wait in line.

trailer park life

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you know you live in a trailer park when…

the streets don’t have easy-to-read bright green and reflective street signs like the average city street. no, your special trailer park streets have wooden posts that have the street names etched into the wood. because  you live in a classy establishment trailer park.

trailer park life

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you know you live in a trailer park when….

your neighbor is always sitting in his driveway with 6-10 birdhouses for sale or inside his open garage making more birdhouses.

apparently he sells birdhouses for a living.

i’m 4 and you not 4!

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dear miranda,
when you and clint adopt some asian babies, please record lots of video of your kids fighting. especially if you live in china and i don’t get to see them.

 sincerely, lisagrace