‘member that time when bryan [my husband bryan, if the last post confused you] nicknamed me “sammy” in high school and i knew we were finally friends because i had a nickname from him?
‘member how i made him and the other brian a pie once and he named me “pie master sammy” otherwise known as p.m.s.? ‘member how he called me pms for like two years until a certain someone slapped him and told him not to call me that anymore?
‘member how bryan then started calling me lisagrace and i was all like, whoa, he totally likes me now and then he asked me out like a month later?
if you want your girlfriend to know you like her, i wouldn’t recommend calling her pms under any circumstances.
happy anniversary month to me!