one time…

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[this is my own rendition of paige‘s ‘member that time posts, i’m always trying to be like my idol]

one time, i was with my friends at a hotel in minneapolis. and i had to pee, but i didn’t because i was having too much fun. and then we decided to go get snacks at the vending machine. and my friend jessie made me laugh so hard that i fell on the floor and got in the fetal position and couldn’t stop laughing. then i peed right there on the hotel hallway floor.

but hey, i was only like, 16 or something.